Wow, this is really fun.
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From: "NightStorm"
*Sigh* Now this is where the post gets harder to follow. I'll take Red on this one. ;)
*inline*He's not all that impressive to look at either.
I absolutely VEHEMENTLY disagree with this assertion.
Yeah, you've made it clear on several occasions that you don't base the opinion on the thoughts in your head, but in... well, forget it. ;)
Au contraire, Scott, ALL my thoughts ORIGINATE in my
head.... 
Now you're starting to talk like a
man. Admiration of the opposite sex always starts in the head,
right?
his face is constantly swelled
I HAVE noticed that his face is swelled a LOT of the time, but I don't think it's because of chewing tobacco. I've never noticed anyone else's face swell from chewing tobacco.
Sorry... I think you mis-read how I had that stated. I didn't mean that his chewing tobacco swells his face... I meant that his face is swelled because he is always chewing tobacco (he always has a wad in his cheek).
because of that garbage he chews. he's letting himself go.
Oh, okay. Yeah, he DOES have a "pinch between his
cheek and gum" quite often, but all the "good ole' boys" do. I still
don't see that as a problem.
No, all the
"good ole' boys" have a still in their 300 acre backyard, and do moonshine
runs, while trying to keep away from Rosco. of course, when half his
cheek is gone, his singing career will be up and running full steam ahead,
just like the General, huh?